Youz A Jumpoff

Sideline Ho - Monica

If he stops in the middle of ya'll having sex when his phone rings... & he answers it... youz a jumpoff

If he then hops out of bed & tells you to bounce, weather you're finished or not... youz a jumpoff

If you have never even done it in his bed... after multiple times... you just may be a jumpoff

If every time you ask a question & recieve the answer "Don't worry bout it".... youz a jumpoff

If he makes you pay for your own shit at Mickey D's... youz a jumpoff

If he doesn't EVEN take you to some where like Mickey D's... youz a jump off

If you answer his phone & there is another girl on the other end... & she knows your name but you don't know hers... youz a jumpoff

If you never get your nut in... youz a jumpoff

If you haven't met his parents, his siblings, hell if you haven't even met any of his friends... youz a jumpoff

If he has no interest in having conversations with you... youz a jump off

If you hear he's with other girls, then you see it for yourself... youz a jumpoff

If you ask him about it & he doesn't confirm it yet doesn't deny it [with an apethetic attitude]... youz a jumpoff

If he does you with the TV on... youz a jumpoff

If the mu'fucka TOLD you from the begining that he wasn't looking for a relationship but you didn't seem to comprehend... youz a jumpoff

& last but not least:

If he never answers his phone BUT calls you ONLY when he wants to smash, then sweetheart... youz a jumpoff