mmkay. so i've developed this sudden girl crush for one of the 9587489759372987 debarges. the new light bright child by the name of kristinia. i was watching her perform on so you think you can dance and it was like love at first sight, or something creepy of that nature. i've been wondering the meaning behind this for the longest. so today i log onto my stan headquarters (aka the ciara board) and go to a post pertaining to who's opening for the ciara/britney tour. and i'll be damned, it's the kristinia chica. i scroll down to see what the goons are talking about and i suddenly found out why i had an instant love for her. and i'll be damned....
JOYCE ! WHAT THE HELL ? when are you gonna start claiming your children ? first it was lauren london.
now this. oh no ma'am. love you mam'law but you can't be having me lusting over my sister in-laws. you i swear this is the Al'B Sure effect. joyce baby, gets it together. all you gotta do is sit all four of your kids down and explain that you were a little hot in the ass back in the day. that's all. ain't no need to be keeping secrets from the family -_-
not Al B Sure [dies]
ReplyDeleteI think Kristina is a cousin though, her and Jordin. LL is deff the child between Lyrell and Chris though
DEAD!
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