Youz A Jumpoff

Sideline Ho - Monica

If he stops in the middle of ya'll having sex when his phone rings... & he answers it... youz a jumpoff

If he then hops out of bed & tells you to bounce, weather you're finished or not... youz a jumpoff

If you have never even done it in his bed... after multiple times... you just may be a jumpoff

If every time you ask a question & recieve the answer "Don't worry bout it".... youz a jumpoff

If he makes you pay for your own shit at Mickey D's... youz a jumpoff

If he doesn't EVEN take you to some where like Mickey D's... youz a jump off

If you answer his phone & there is another girl on the other end... & she knows your name but you don't know hers... youz a jumpoff

If you never get your nut in... youz a jumpoff

If you haven't met his parents, his siblings, hell if you haven't even met any of his friends... youz a jumpoff

If he has no interest in having conversations with you... youz a jump off

If you hear he's with other girls, then you see it for yourself... youz a jumpoff

If you ask him about it & he doesn't confirm it yet doesn't deny it [with an apethetic attitude]... youz a jumpoff

If he does you with the TV on... youz a jumpoff

If the mu'fucka TOLD you from the begining that he wasn't looking for a relationship but you didn't seem to comprehend... youz a jumpoff

& last but not least:

If he never answers his phone BUT calls you ONLY when he wants to smash, then sweetheart... youz a jumpoff

&& You Can Put The Blame On Me....

one thing i can't stand is when people dismiss other's apologies. i remember when chris first apologized people complained like hell. "Oh God he didn't write that" "That wasnt' sincere" and all other types of bullshit when they were the ones who said he should apologize in the first place.

then people turned around and complained about him not apologizing. nigga, HE DID SAY SORRY. you just didn't accept it. remember? chris shouldn't have to apologize in the first place. mu'fucker, he didn't hit you.

now on to the fuckery that was "Everygirl" performce at the EBT (yes EBT) awards. Ok there was about 4 grown ass men on that stage with them baby girls. WHY only one apologize?

HEW??????

None other than Drake. I heart him. i thought he wasn't gonna say anything considering he's youknowwho's protogshay.

“That…was a terrible idea that I’ll never do to myself again. But I was being pressed from different areas to perform, and I think what really happened at the BET Awards is with the passing of Mike, the climate really changed, as far as the award show goes,” he told Complex. “I don’t think it called for us to perform “Every Girl” and “Always Strapped,” and I think it was an award show filled with tributes and music and these genuine heartfelt speeches. And to sort of climax out of a very tongue-n-cheek point, and then people misconstruing Wayne’s daughters and her friends coming out on stage — it was just timed very poorly and it definitely wasn’t planned like that, but with that being said, it is what is. I believe in Wayne and myself and it’s nothing we can’t bounce back from. To anyone who was offended, my personal apologies, it wasn’t intended to offend anybody.”

but of course. this wasn't good enough. smh

now if he wouldn't have said anything people still would have raised hell and everything benith it. the fact that he maned up realized he was one of the main reason the awards were a fail.

but i accept all apologies.

except people who make redundant mistakes... like EBT

tis all :)